Kate is in Today's Spank Bank [Gorillamask]... Victoria's Secret Angel Farewell [Brobible]... Jenna Marbles, Youtubes Sexy Spaz [The Chive]... The March Cover Girl is Hot [Maxim]... Lindsay Lohan Hasn't Changed [The Smoking Jacket]... Elle in Spain, lots better then the American Version [Senor Zorro]...Sabrina Sabrok Topless [Egotastic]...Emma Stone Has a Nice Ass [WWTDD]

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  We put this on a timer to be posted on Thanksgiving Day, since it is such appropriate pre-feast reading to work up an appetite. So before we get down to the smut, allow me offer my finest regards and a Happy Thanksgiving to all of you. You're a bunch of opinionated pricks, don't ever change. Now on to the smut.   I know that as recently as last week I claimed that overexposure to porn is a growing problem for men who can't control themselves, but when Matty Flonase asked me to assist…

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Last week, I decided that I was so sick of seeing videos of drunk or dancing Santas as the only holiday shit we post, that I was going to do something about it. That "something" obviously had to involve porn. After all, isn't there just something about the holidays that makes you want to lock the door, grab your laptop, curl up with an industrial-size roll of toilet paper, and fuck the ever-living shit out of yourself? Actually, no there really isn't. These photographs, however, might make…

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Thursdays Spank Bank brought to you by wild Girl Amanda [Gorilla Mask]... The 50 Hottest Women of 2011 [Brosome]...6 Sexiest Moments in Advertising [The Smoking Jacket]... Julliane Hough In a Bikini on Vacation [WWTDD]... Lucy Collett Naked Pictures [Egotastic]... Things that Bounce Thursday Brestal Edition [The Chive]... Katrina Bowden, Smoking Hot [Maxim]... Gotta Love Canadians Throwing Dildos on the Ice at Hockey Games [Brobible]... Grace Carvalho is Good at Modeling [Guysim]

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Makela is in Wednesdays Spank Bank [Gorilla Mask]...Kate Moss and Milla Jovovich Topless for Vanity Fair [Egotastic]...Salma Hayek, a Knight? [WWTDD]... 2011's Box Office Babes [Maxim]...Hump Day, Go Big or Go Home [The Chive]...Mizuki Horii takes off the Santa Suit [The Smoking Jacket]... New Years Victoria's Secret Bikini SuperGallery [Brobible]...Hot Scandanavia Women [The Chive] Abigal Clancy [Senor Zorro]

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Alyssa Jerry in Todays Spank Bank [Gorilla Mask]... Ho, Ho, Ho Onscreen Hookers [Maxim]... All Humps on Deck [The Chive]... Marissa Miller, Now an Actress, Still Hot in a Bikini [Guyism]... Annual Bikini Pictures Holiday Edition [WWTDD]... Aura Christina Geithner Topless Telenova Star [Egotastic]... Girl on Girl [The Smoking Jacket]... 50 Hottest Magazine Photoshoots of 2011 [Brobible]... Models in Lingerie [Senor Zorro]

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Wild Girl Michelle Mayden [Gorillamask]... I heart Amy Childs [WWTDD]... Amber Heard Topless and Other Reader Finds [Egotastic]... Emmy Rossum did Photoshoot [Guysim]... Karlie Kloss, Sexy [The Chive]... Olesya Lipchanskaya in Maxim Russia [Senor Zorro]... This Weeks Hottie Index [Brobible]... Maximum Exposure with April Rose [Maxim]... Life of a Playmate [The Smoking Jacket]

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Nicole Sparks in Todays Spank Bank  [GorillaMask]... Bra to Burn [The Chive]... Howard Stern's Sexy Wife [WWTDD]... Aida Yepisca on the Beach [Guysim]... Jennifer Nicole Lee in Nipple Baring Beach Workout [Egotastic]... SNL's Abby Elliot [Maxim]... Candice Swaenpoel and Editia Vilkevicuite model Bikinis [Brobible]...Ari Graynor very sexy [Senor Zorro]... Rhophotos bringing sexy back [The Smoking Jacket]

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Spank Bank: Ashley [Gorilla Mask], Michelle Marsh Had Me At Hello [Regretful Morning], Leilani Dowding Is A Real Celebrity, and wore a bikini [Guyism], Joanna Krupa In All Of Her Splendor [Pick Me Up News], Claudia Sampedro Knows How To Use A Twitter Account Properly [The Chive], Anna Faris Is The Girl Of The Day [Maxim], Mina Stefan Is A Naughty Elf [The Smoking Jacket], Annalyne McCord Is A Real Trooper [WWTDD], Spank Bank: Madden [Gorilla Mask]

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Ashley C [Gorilla Mask], 29 Athletic Girls In Tight Shorts [Regretful Morning], Guess Model Shelby Keaton [Guyism], The Beautiful Viviane Vidal [Pick Me Up News], Beautiful Busty Women [The Chive], Girl of the Day: Freida Pinto [Maxim], Girl on Girl: Leola Bell and Jessica Vaugn [The Smoking Jacket], Miley Cyrus Looking Good [WWTDD], Tiffani [Gorilla Mask], One Train Running At Midnight [Brobible]

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