Last week, I decided that I was so sick of seeing videos of drunk or dancing Santas as the only holiday shit we post, that I was going to do something about it. That "something" obviously had to involve porn. After all, isn't there just something about the holidays that makes you want to lock the door, grab your laptop, curl up with an industrial-size roll of toilet paper, and fuck the ever-living shit out of yourself? Actually, no there really isn't. These photographs, however, might make you think otherwise. We can't give everyone who reads our site a present, that's fucking impossible, but we can offer you this virtual gift. We hope you enjoy it. Oh, and for all you religious people out there thinking a pornographic piece about Christmas is blasphemous, don't worry, this wasn't done in poor taste, I assure you. I made certain to leave out all the pictures where chicks had mini statuettes from a nativity scene dangling out of their orifices. ‪After the jump see pictures of Shay Laren, Audrey Bitoni, Eva Angelina, Nicole Graves, and many more‬. They're unlabeled, but that doesn't really matter, now does it?