J.Camm's Note: Last week I was browsing porn, as I do, and I realized that there were a fair amount of porn stars with colors as their last name. This wasn't the first time I came to this realization, but it was the first time I decided we should post about it (getting awfully hard to come up with new angles and sh*t). So I asked our intern Burnsy to track them all down and make an SFW (I'm not allowed to post nude skanks anymore) article about them. He did, sort of. His email to me today said, "All the photos are on the back end, but you can write the teaser. Please stop asking me to do these things for you." No word on whether his vagina has stopped bleeding but my vision came true and that's all that really matters to me. The "color-named" girls of porn are below.