We put this on a timer to be posted on Thanksgiving Day, since it is such appropriate pre-feast reading to work up an appetite. So before we get down to the smut, allow me offer my finest regards and a Happy Thanksgiving to all of you. You're a bunch of opinionated pricks, don't ever change. Now on to the smut.

I know that as recently as last week I claimed that overexposure to porn is a growing problem for men who can't control themselves, but when Matty Flonase asked me to assist him in finding the best stars in the business all I could do was oblige. Who knows when I'll need a favor from that bastard or even a fallout shelter. Plus, it's porn, not black-tar heroin; even the most severe addicts can still lead semi-normal lives.

As you have seen, Matt took the brunettes while I got the joy of finding the blondes. Which is like giving me a glass of garbage water to quench my thirst. I love a good blonde, God dammit I do, but good blondes in porn are hard to find. Damn hard. Because most blondes in porn carry that "slut factor," which I love, but they aren't always dimes, especially when you are asked to uncover 40 of them.

Since women change the color of their hair more frequently than most of us bathe, some of these broads might have brown, red, or some technicolor hair by now. They are, however, a shade of blonde in these pictures, I can tell you that much. Oh yeah, and I can also tell you since they ("they" being those in charge) killed all my NSFW dreams of posting nudity awhile ago, all these chicks are not topless. It's like when they told the Mailman he couldn't wear the LA Gear with the lights, but only way worse.

The girls are in alphabetical order and there is a fun fact included for each.