Porn stars. Now you're interested. Here's the thing: people regularly acknowledge the blonde vixens of adult entertainment (Waffles is following up with a Hottest Blondes Top 40 list a little later today), but the brunettes sometimes get kicked to the curb. Maybe it's difficult to categorize some of them because they change hair color as quickly as they do (se)men (ah, see what I did just there?).

In my research of the hottest brunette porn stars, I spent considerable time laughing at porn titles, marveling at Midwestern spellings of names, and slowly realizing that all this research was desensitizing me to actual, real-life girls. And since I bet this intro is just like the opening plot-heavy scenes of most pornos, you're probably skipping right through it to get to the meat and potatoes. So, without further ado, let's get to the ladies. Each comes with a photo (not nude, do you know how hard it is to find those?) and a fun fact: Yes, porn stars are people, but perhaps only on weekends. Again, these photos are technically SFW, but you probably should be reading this story at work. Actually, you probably shouldn't be at work in the first place.