Are you perplexed by the inconsistent academic messages projected on blackboards in adult entertainment flicks? Well holy shit do we have a website for you. World, meet "Blackboards in Porn," a blog dedicated solely to the analysis of blackboards in pornographic videos. The site's author breaks down the intellectual inconsistency found in porn blackboards. For example, regarding a chemistry class sex scene:

Porn stars. Now you're interested. Here's the thing: people regularly acknowledge the blonde vixens of adult entertainment (Waffles is following up with a Hottest Blondes Top 40 list a little later today), but the brunettes sometimes get kicked to the curb. Maybe it's difficult to categorize some of them because they change hair color as quickly as they do (se)men (ah, see what I did just there?). In my research of the hottest brunette porn stars, I spent considerable time laughing at porn…

Grit, diligence, determination, ambition, and unflappable bravery: what do these words have in common? They are all words that can be used to describe my steadfast pursuit to help you, our devoted readership, jerk off for free and with as little hassle as possible. (Note: Friends, if I could stop your mothers or your roommates from barging in on you, balls and cock gently in hand, I would. But alas, I cannot, so this is my public service.) Since our last post was, and still remains, a…

Suffering from blue balls? Sick and tired of searching the web for hours just to find a good clip of porn to fuck yourself too? Hate the way elderly people smell? Well today is your lucky day because I can solve two of those problems! The powers that be here at BroBible recently asked me to take on the daunting task of finding 10 of the best free porn sites the web has to offer. When I began my search, I thought it was going to be easy -- an assignment that I could just breeze through. But…