If your idea of a dream date doesn't include unloading a few firearms at the downtown gun club you're doing something wrong. 

Check out this video of Victoria's Secret models Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman, Erin Heatherton, Izabel Goulart, Lindsay Ellingson and Miranda Kerr running around in their underwear and looking deadly sexual.

Kaitlynn Carter is hot-ass chick with her heart and patriotism in the right place. We like hot-ass patriotic chicks. Had she been a hot-ass terrorist, however, we'd have probably still posted her. But only so you could jerk off in her face and show her what country is boss...That all made significantly more sense in my head, I swear.

The world needs significantly more Marloes Horst. The fine people at Sauvage Swimwear (name hopefully derived from their unwavering affinity for the late great Macho Man) know this. The goods are below...(whispers) The goods are below.

Hey look! It's a hot ass bimbo stuffing her face with a dick-shaped piece of food! This you gotta see. 

In case you weren't aware, "Bailando por un Sueño" -- or Argrentina's Dancing With the Stars -- is literally the hottest show ever in non-premium television history. On a recent episode, Cinthia Fernandez -- a former Big Brother contestant -- got naked -- sans a little bit of paint and a G-string -- and had sex with her Caligula-looking dancing partner during a steamy dance routine. Oh, and her parents were in the audience! Why, again, did we get so pissy about Nancy Grace's nip slip the…